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Recruits! Attention! Starting tonight, you belong to us. Welcome to H-Milch Unit 118.
I am your instructor, DJ baq. Forget everything you thought you knew about music. That was civilian chatter. Here, on Hirschmilch Radio, you will become a disciplined sound machine.
Listen to me! Your mission is clear:
First lesson: The Material.
Your only tool is the channel. Your enemy is the mainstream. We will drill you in the techniques of pure groove. You will learn to exercise the bass until it settles into your bones.
Second lesson: The Formation.
You do not move without orders. The beat sets the pace. The melody sets the direction. Every track is a command. Obey it. Merge with the unit.
Third lesson: The Deployment.
There is no hesitation. There is only forward movement. We will throw you into the cold water of deep drums and let you swim. You will dive into the synthesizer swamp and you will survive.
Basic training begins today at 20:00 (Berlin time) on this station. Be punctual. Be ready. Be alert.
This is your chance to prove yourself. All others will be sorted out.
H-Milch Session 118 with DJ baq. Your trial by fire.
Hirschmilch Radio. Obey the sound.
Hello, housewives and househusbands!
Are you tired of your playlists sounding weak and lifeless? Are the basses flat and the highs dull? Then try the new H-Milch Power Powder – Special Edition 117!
Only H-Milch, with its unique DJ baq Fresh-Enzyme System, guarantees:
Brilliantly white highs that simply dazzle!
Spotlessly deep basses that shake every dance floor!
And a vibrant soundscape that stays fresh longer than any other radio show!
H-Milch 117, washes your ears squeaky-clean!
H-Milch 117, for the perfect sound! Yeah!
Just tune in tonight to the Hirschmilch Radio channel and let Session #117 play. Within minutes, your tired ears will be freed from all sound stains and rhythm fuzz!
Try H-Milch Power Powder #117 with DJ baq!
October 2nd, 8 PM – Prog House Channel
Your guarantee for a freshly pious house-fresh sound!
Hirschmilch Radio. The freshest sound on the airwaves.
Are you tired of just standing at the edge of the pool? Do you feel insecure in the deep waters of sound? Then it’s time for the one and only H-Milch swimming course!
Sign up today for our Session #116 and dive in with your instructor DJ baq!
In this intensive session, you will learn:
Technical breaststroke: Glide effortlessly through the deep beats of our selected tracks.
Crawling in the bass: Experience how to follow the current of hypnotic grooves without going under.
Synchronized underwater dancing: Let the melodies carry you and lose all sense of time and gravity.
We guarantee: After this session, you’ll be ready for the high seas of Progressive House, Melodic, and Deep House. You’ll never just splash aimlessly in the shallow water again!
Class starts tonight, September 11th, promptly at 8:00 PM, exclusively on Hirschmilch Radio.
Just bring your headphones – we’ll provide the necessary buoyancy.
H-Milch Session #116 with DJ baq. Dive in.
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