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Kaltgepresst – the brand-new show by Tom Beltor.
No lukewarm beats, only freshly pressed sound straight from the source. Every track carefully selected, packed with emotion and energy.
Dive into the world of Melodic Techno – hypnotic, powerful, and always a little different.
The journey begins tonight at 8 PM on Hirschmilch Radio, Electronic Channel.
Be there when the first drop hits.
🍰 SOUNDPATISSERÉ 🍰
on Friday, August 1, from 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM on Hirschmilch Radio
After a brief summer-scented break, DJ Béla A.d.K. is opening the treasure chest once again, filled with Disco-Éclairs, Cosmic-Croissants, and Electro-Törtchen.
For two hours, there will be dipping, teasing, and being teased—between house buttercream and acid berry filling.
Bring your ear spoons, the dance floor will turn into a patisserie, and every beat will be cotton candy for the soul.
Stream & Info: Electronic Channel
Hashtag: #soundpatisseré – post your favorite sweets matching the show!
Join us once again when it's time for: »Crème de la Crème la musique!«
Instructions for Operating the „Ultrahocherhitzt 9“-Milking Machine – Exclusively on Hirschmilch Radio
Model: Ultrahocherhitzt 9 – The Radio Show for Pasteurised Beats & Sterilised Bass
Field of Use: Dairy Sound Refinement
1. Preparation of the Milking Machine
- Turn on the Ultrahocherhitzt 9 system (Frequency: Hirschmilch Radio).
- Ensure the Turbomilk Nozzle (a.k.a. your radio/livestream) is set to maximum suction power.
- Check the Sound Udder for blockages (interference) and rinse with Hirschmilch-Sound Cleaner if necessary.
2. Connection of the Milking Cups
- Place the Milking Cups (your ears) symmetrically on the Sound Teats (speakers/headset).
- Ensure a firm fit – loose connections lead to audio-technical udder flapping (poor sound quality).
3. Start the Ultrahigher Heating Process
- Press the red Start Button (broadcast start) and wait until the Temperature Display (bass level) reaches 140°C (dB).
- The Ultrahocherhitzt 9 machine now processes raw milk (untouched music) into Hirschmilch-Sterilbeat (glowing electro sounds).
4. Milking Phase – Main Operation
- Let the machine run continuously for 120 minutes.
- The integrated Beat Pasteurisation eliminates all harmful mainstream germs and delivers germ-free, highly digestible tracks.
- In case of overheating (too much excitement): Cooling Unit (chillout zone) automatically activated.
5. After-Milking & Cleaning
- Do not forget to after-milk (encore/reprise) after the program ends – ensure complete emptying of the Sound Glands (playlist).
- Clean the machine with Hirschmilch Gratitude (likes/shouts) and prepare it for the next use.
Warning:
Not suitable for users under 18°Brix (sugar content in the beat). Side effects may include uncontrolled foot-tapping, sudden dance breaks, and euphoria.
Broadcast Date: 24.07.2025 8 PM
Frequency: Electronic Channel
„Ultrahocherhitzt 9 – Because your ears are milking machines too.“ 🐄🔥📻