Recruits! Attention! Starting tonight, you belong to us. Welcome to H-Milch Unit 118.
I am your instructor, DJ baq. Forget everything you thought you knew about music. That was civilian chatter. Here, on Hirschmilch Radio, you will become a disciplined sound machine.
Listen to me! Your mission is clear:
First lesson: The Material.
Your only tool is the channel. Your enemy is the mainstream. We will drill you in the techniques of pure groove. You will learn to exercise the bass until it settles into your bones.
Second lesson: The Formation.
You do not move without orders. The beat sets the pace. The melody sets the direction. Every track is a command. Obey it. Merge with the unit.
Third lesson: The Deployment.
There is no hesitation. There is only forward movement. We will throw you into the cold water of deep drums and let you swim. You will dive into the synthesizer swamp and you will survive.
Basic training begins today at 20:00 (Berlin time) on this station. Be punctual. Be ready. Be alert.
This is your chance to prove yourself. All others will be sorted out.
H-Milch Session 118 with DJ baq. Your trial by fire.
Hirschmilch Radio. Obey the sound.