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Tribuanic Session 47 – The Ugly Christmas Groove
Christmas Eve is over –
on December 25th at 8 PM, things won’t be contemplative, but progressive.
Tom Beltor puts on the musical Christmas sweater,
knits basslines instead of socks
and serves you two hours of Progressive House
warmer than mulled wine and longer-lasting than grandma’s knitwear.
- No Last Christmas
- No Silent Night
- Instead, beats that make even the Christmas tree start to shake.
Whether it’s the couch, the sofa, or a dancefloor between cookies and wrapping paper – this session fits like a perfectly ugly Christmas sweater: flashy, cozy, and absolutely unforgettable.
25.12.2025 | 8:00 PM
Hirschmilch Radio – Progressive House Channel
Tribuanic Session 47 – Knit tight. Turn loud. Dance hard.
Merry Festivities, terrestrial lifeforms. The annual optimization cycle is approaching. To enhance your festivity efficiency, Hirschmilch Radio transmits the optimized audio simulation h-milch session 121.
Your algorithmic holiday assistant: DJ baq. He has scoured the historical databases for sound patterns that you categorize as “festive” and “functional.” The results have been cleaned, sterilized, and transferred into a perfect 124-step BPM matrix.
Experience:
The obligatory Christmas sawtooth bass, prepared for your standard frequency filters (ears).
Artificially generated nostalgia emotions, triggered by quantized bell samples.
A 99.7% guarantee of rhythm-induced movement urges.
The beats are ultra-heat-treated, vacuum-sealed, and preserved for eternity. Like all good things.
H-Milch Session 121. Tonight. Synchronized with Earth’s rotation.
Activate your audio interface. Assume the recommended listening position. Enjoy the computation.
DJ baq. Only on Hirschmilch Radio.
Merry X-Mas. It has been a calculation.
18.12.2025 20:00 Prog House Channel
Tribuanic Session 46 – Live From the Progressive House Studios of Hirschmilch Radio
12-11-2025 | 20:00 (GMT+1)
In a world…
where basslines tower higher than skyscrapers…
where melodies shine brighter than Hollywood spotlights…
and where only one man dares to step onto the grand stage…
…tom beltor returns.
Armed with a mix so powerful it could make the sunset give a standing ovation.
Packed with drops that sound like angels scored an action movie.
Wrapped in harmonies as smooth as a camera crane gliding across a golden studio set.
Tribuanic Session 46 isn’t just a mix.
It’s a cinematic, popcorn-approved, progressive house blockbuster.
Sit back. Relax. And switch your volume to “cinema mode.”
Hirschmilch Radio – Prog House Channel.
Roll out the red carpet — showtime begins.