Instructions: UHT 8 – Radio Show with DrapR Dad

STEP 1: OPEN THE EVENT

▶ What? UHT 8 – The radio show that satisfies your ears like self-inflating cushions.

▶ Who? DrapR Dad (the DJ who assembles your synapses like an IKEA Billy shelf).

▶ When? Tonight, June 12, 2025, at 8 PM Berlin Time.

▶ Where? Hirschmilch Radio https://hirschmilch.de/channel/prog-house

STEP 2: MOOD ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS

Lay your expectations flat on the floor (we'll handle the rest).

Screw in the beats with a mix of melodic house, tech vibes, and unexpected drops.

Secure your headphones or set your speakers to "overheat."

STEP 3: SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS

⚠ Attention! This show may cause the following side effects:

Uncontrollable foot-tapping.

Back pain from air turntabling.

Overheated synapses.

STEP 4: FINISHED PRODUCT

✔ Two hours of concentrated Hirschmilch energy.

✔ Tracks that taste like hot coffee on a cool rooftop.

✔ You, euphoric like a synth hitting the perfect preset for the first time.

ACCESSORIES NOT INCLUDED:

Dance shoes, beverages, sense of moderate volume.

DISPOSAL INSTRUCTIONS:

♻ Reuse this invitation by sharing it.

TONIGHT. HIRSCHMILCH RADIO. DrapR Dad is spinning.

🔥 Your ear will burn. We recommend fire protection. 🔥