News 2025-07
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PALM FRONT
"Progressive Thursday – B2B Mix" is back tomorrow!
July 31, 2025
8:00 PM (CET)
Only on the Progressive House Channel
Featuring:
Tom Beltor – the man whose sunglasses have more attitude than your playlist.
Baq – wearing a cap in 30°C heat because style doesn’t sweat.
And where are they? That’s right:
On vacation! But what do real music lovers do at the beach? Exactly – they spin tracks! Between coconuts, sunburns, and wondering if the hotel Wi-Fi can handle a livestream, the duo is dropping a set hotter than the sand under their flip-flops.
Progressive House meets holiday vibes, palm tree beats, and a touch of "We forgot where our hotel room is."
Get ready for two hours of pure musical sunshine – live, direct, and possibly with sand in the mixer.
Tune in, lift off, and groove along!
Instructions for Operating the „Ultrahocherhitzt 9“-Milking Machine – Exclusively on Hirschmilch Radio
Model: Ultrahocherhitzt 9 – The Radio Show for Pasteurised Beats & Sterilised Bass
Field of Use: Dairy Sound Refinement
1. Preparation of the Milking Machine
- Turn on the Ultrahocherhitzt 9 system (Frequency: Hirschmilch Radio).
- Ensure the Turbomilk Nozzle (a.k.a. your radio/livestream) is set to maximum suction power.
- Check the Sound Udder for blockages (interference) and rinse with Hirschmilch-Sound Cleaner if necessary.
2. Connection of the Milking Cups
- Place the Milking Cups (your ears) symmetrically on the Sound Teats (speakers/headset).
- Ensure a firm fit – loose connections lead to audio-technical udder flapping (poor sound quality).
3. Start the Ultrahigher Heating Process
- Press the red Start Button (broadcast start) and wait until the Temperature Display (bass level) reaches 140°C (dB).
- The Ultrahocherhitzt 9 machine now processes raw milk (untouched music) into Hirschmilch-Sterilbeat (glowing electro sounds).
4. Milking Phase – Main Operation
- Let the machine run continuously for 120 minutes.
- The integrated Beat Pasteurisation eliminates all harmful mainstream germs and delivers germ-free, highly digestible tracks.
- In case of overheating (too much excitement): Cooling Unit (chillout zone) automatically activated.
5. After-Milking & Cleaning
- Do not forget to after-milk (encore/reprise) after the program ends – ensure complete emptying of the Sound Glands (playlist).
- Clean the machine with Hirschmilch Gratitude (likes/shouts) and prepare it for the next use.
Warning:
Not suitable for users under 18°Brix (sugar content in the beat). Side effects may include uncontrolled foot-tapping, sudden dance breaks, and euphoria.
Broadcast Date: 24.07.2025 8 PM
Frequency: Electronic Channel
„Ultrahocherhitzt 9 – Because your ears are milking machines too.“ 🐄🔥📻
Hooray, hooray – Beat@Work with the dark hair!
Hooray, hooray – the Soundpatisserié is back again!
Loves to play pranks the most,
teasing beats, hardly lax.
Whoosh – the fader's gone,
Who noticed? Who checked?
Hooray, hooray – the next song is already here!
Hooray, hooray – with Hirschmilch, clear!
Not everyone can see it,
only those with Hirschmilch radio glue can hear.
But who do you believe when they say,
that they carry the Soundpatisserié in their head?
Because it always holds true: An old song –
What you don’t see, you don’t believe!
Hooray, hooray – on 18.07.25 it’s all clear!
Hooray, hooray – from 8 PM it’s here!
🎧 Tune in on 18.07.2025 from 8 PM!